relative humidity

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Humid-a-tittie

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.

Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.

by AmeDame July 9, 2021

hemide

hemide is the biggest dickhunter in the world. if you meet any hemide you have to take care of your dick

you: oh whats your name
she: hemide
you: STAY AWAY FROM MY PANTS

by heziescort September 1, 2021

Humidititties

To have excessive boob sweat

Good lawd, it’s so hot in here I got humidititties!

by TheREALrllyhotperson April 12, 2022

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

humidititties

When a woman's/fat man's chest area produces a large amount of sweat.

It's so hot today, I've got a bad case of humidititties. Please pass a towel quickly.

by NeverDoubtTheWorm July 11, 2017

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.

"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".

by Mysteron August 4, 2003