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Shit-Hawk

1. One of numerous 'shit analogies' by Mr. Jim Lahey; supervisor of Sunnyvale trailer park.

2. A second-generation Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am of poor condition.
Ex. 1: "I'm watching you, boys..like a shit hawk."
Ex. 2: "Yea, this is my '81 Trans-Am...it's a shit-hawk, ain't it?"
by ShytHawk01 June 1, 2006
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Mike Hawk's Mall

A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud
Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*

John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"

Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.
by mikehawksmall June 3, 2009
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Someone who supports an aggressive foreign policy often including regime change or wars which are deemed inevitable and necessary.
John Bolton was the hawk of the Trump Administration
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the hawk

What black people call the wind -- especially in Chicago.
Damn son, did you feel the hawk coming off the lake last night?
by Reggie November 24, 2003
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hawk moth

A low budget cut marvel villain that has an obsession for butterflies.
Hawk moth has akumatized another victim using his big collection of butterflies
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double hawk

A synonym for awkward. This definition was a result of the stand-up comedy of Demetri Martin in which he drew a picture of a double hawk that said "I'm awkward." Because a bird with four wings would be awkward.
"It was double hawk today at lunch because Sam and I were talking about Beth and we turn around and she's sitting right there."
by Nick Laykey December 28, 2005
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hammer hawking

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.
I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.
by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007
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