Nolan Hansen is a member of the mrbeast team. He is 23 and friends with karl jacobs, mrbeast, chandler and many more!
Me: “Hey do you know who nolan is?”
Them: “No?”
Me: “nolan hansen! He is the best mrbeast member ofcourse! look at innitfx’s edits”
Them: “No?”
Me: “nolan hansen! He is the best mrbeast member ofcourse! look at innitfx’s edits”
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Get the nolan hansen mug.A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
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Haise is a character from Grim and Haise's bizarre adventures he's the main protagonist of show he is one of the most badass and strongest characters in that show and he's one of the characters you'd never wanna underestimate as he's defeated the Gay Gods and even Jamelo.
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Get the Chris Hansen mug.A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
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1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
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Get the Hasse mug.Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.
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