Hacked by Chinese

"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.

Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.

by Tony Sidaway September 22, 2005

Hacketty

A really un-funny or irrelevant joke

'That's bent, Darren Bent' that's very hacketty

by Banter@Barton August 14, 2016

Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. Tere are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration)

Black-hat (hacking to find exploits and system weaknesses, see cracker)

and Grey-hat (someone who is a little of both)

by Chuck May 6, 2003

wall hacker

A person who cheats in a game like Counter-Strike, where the hack involves lowering the opacity of the walls. Such that players normally cannot be seen since they are behind a wall are visible.

You caught me masturbating...you wall hacker.

by Eric Shi December 23, 2003

hanked

To get busted for something and thrown out of group for a flagrent violation.

"I got busted for being the 'One Star Bandit' on the Where's George Forums, so I got hanked for life".

by The One Star Bandito April 14, 2008

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006