key to happiness

Their is no key life's a bitch.

I looked up the key to happiness and I feel much better.

by Learningfordummies101 December 19, 2016

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

Happiness

The ideal that all seek but few find.

Did you see how much happiness there was in that movie? It made me want to puke.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Happiness

something that brings you joy, mostly something you like, for example drugs

dude i just gave my brother a lot of happiness

by TheVeryMemeBoi February 5, 2018

Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017

Flowers of Happiness

An organization built to spread happiness to warped and deprived culture. The Flowers of Happiness are here to serve YOU!

see also. F.o.H.

Thanks to F.o.H. I am now truely happy!

by Pillowtalk November 28, 2004

the way to happiness

stealth campain of scientology for their search for power and money. consists of a lot of reflective actually usefull themes on how to improve one's life with simple, small things to do better. sad is, that one could get to the opinion it is an invention of scientology or by other reasons could only be practised by scientologists. as if it is a patent. so conscious studying scient's "way to happyness" is always of a critic kind against the company of scientology and not about learning something usefull. it says more about the company than about oneself.

Delighted: Heyo don't you wanna know the way to happiness?!
Useful person: I've got enough to do with my own way.
Delighted: But we know exactly what you need!!
Useful person: I need chocolate.
Delighted: No you don't!

Useful person: Heya, don't you have the key to happiness?
Delighted: No I'm so delighted, but I got chocolate. From Scientology Switzerland.
Useful person: Oh thanks, you Scientologists are very useful.
Delighted: Thats what we're brainwashed for! Dudelidu.

by gnapsat April 19, 2008