Speedy Handicap

A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.

Speedy Handicap is teh coolest!

by Flatland February 14, 2004

shit ass handicapp

a description of one who is slowed, either physically or mentally, given by an individual similarly situated.

As I fumed over the individual who'd parked across two spaces, Forrest clamored, "Shit ass handicapp think he got two cars!"

by Icky Dicky June 16, 2008

Handicap people

One who smells like medical bills and shame.

Bill: What's that smell?

Tom: Smells like handicap people.

Bill: Really, how can you tell?

Tom: The smell of medical bills and shame pretty much gives it away.

Bill: LOL!

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

handkapus

Describing the hand of a man who is engaging in foreplay with a woman while reaching down into her pants. The term is descriptive of how his hand imitates the motion of an octopus moving along the sea floor.

I heard some rumors of how you you used your handkapus on Rita last night.

by sloptosomethinguseful February 10, 2017

Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.

Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.

by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018

Handicappist

One who is "racist" against people who are handicapped.

Jade hates that guy because he is deaf. She is a handicappist.

by lackeyattackey April 12, 2011

Handicap Handjob

The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.

“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”

by Jkmnopqrs June 4, 2019