Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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by MrFurius May 6, 2010
Get the Fuck off, Hasselhoff! mug.When an event or person is so godly or amazing that the only way it could be possible is if they are Jesus himself.
Dude that guy over there has picked up every girl all night..........without even talking to them!!!!!!??!!!!
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by Zygorff October 20, 2009
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Cole Hamels just struck out 15 vs. the Reds, becoming the first left handed Phillies pitcher to accomplish such a feat since Curt Schilling in 1998.
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