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Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.
"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"
by Gogogosan September 4, 2009
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hammersome

Pronounced: "ham-er-some"
1) A term used to describe inclement weather where the user (of the word) is indicating an exaggeration of the actual circumstances.

2) Slang for handing out ham to women at picnics or barbecues. Commonly used in the Southeastern United States.
1) When raining moderately: "Wow, its beyond pelting out here, its almost hammersome".

2) When at a picnic: "Hey, give that lady some of this here pork. Hammersome willya Jimmy?"
by Threezie September 7, 2005
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hammerlord

Hammerlord is often used as skateboarding slang. It means someone has done some hammerous trick consistently and most likely with some mad fake steez.(fake steez is all that matters) Skating switch can help you in gaining the title "hammerlord"
God dahm that guy is a friggin hammerlord, pulling shit from no where.
by hammerlordoner February 26, 2008
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Hammerloging

When you hammer a log.

When you hit someone IN the head with a hammer, a log, or both.
"Look at that dude over there! He's Hammerloging!"

"OUCH! SHE JUST HAMMERLOGGED ME!"
by Devin Kevin Bo Bevin October 8, 2009
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Hammerheadless

When your dicks tip gets cut off. Ouchie wawa
I AM HAMMERHEADLESS. NOOOOOO
by Snorlax121111 March 4, 2017
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HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual
C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!
by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018
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