Carpet Halfpipe

When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.

Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.

Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe

Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal

Perez: frick yeah!

by I love carpet halfpipes March 27, 2011

halophile

N. A person obsessed with the Halo series of video games to the point of eroticism

N. I think John is a halophile; whenever we make out he calls me Cortana.

by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009

Halophile

one who loves Halo

James is such a halophile...he's been playing Halo for the last straight fifteen hours.

by Lily Malone May 2, 2009

Halfoween

Halfoween is June 1

Since Halloween is the 305th day of the year halfoween would be on the 152.5th day of the year so basically the 153rd

Hey bro happy Halfoween, Shut the fuck up mark no one cares about it

by SnuffDidIt May 11, 2020

halfpeng

A girl who's looks you can't lock down as being fit or butterz. She wears shades or is only ever visible from a substantial distance leading you to be unsure of the true pengness of her.

Jack: Yo Charlie you see that bird round the pool today?
Charlie: Yeah man but she was wearing her raybans and bare far away..
Jack: Yeah man, she was halfpeng init, bare need a closer look and to get her away from her frog-looking brother.
Charlie: Saaaafe ;

by JackereeH August 8, 2011

tomo's halfpipe

The place that we have madejams and the place that has held the best stacks and tricks.Mayoh loves this half pipe.He would rather skate on this halfpipe than get pissed.He also sleeps on it and passes out on it to.We should change the name to mayohs halfpipe

Tommo:Oi mayoh come get pissed.
Mayoh:1 more go........10m later
Tommo:oi man come get pissed
Mayoh:1 more go.......1hour later. mmmmmmmmm alcohol......2 hours later.zzzzzzzzzzz snoring his head off on the halfpipe.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

Halford

quite possible the stupidest name in the entire universe, if you know anyone who has this name you must punch them in the neck and then proceed with the beating of the spine with the brick.

good day sir, my name is halford. i come from...

by Stumundo September 25, 2003