ali haider

POOP LITERAL POOP SOOOO STINK

did u see ali haider wow what a stink hes so poop i bet he likes it up the ass

by Adrian Kasassia February 15, 2022

Hairdid

When an annoying broad gets her hair done.

LaShonda: "After I get my nails done I'm going to get my hairdid."

by Original Skat December 7, 2010

Hairdresser Car

A term used by insecure men who have to drive big ol' hulkin' gas guzzlin' V8 carrying ass hauling 300 horsepower testosterone infused macho mobile. while they're unhappy that a man is perfectly happy driving a soft top convertible with a 4-banger producing a whopping 80 horsepower they're perfectly happy with. A hairdresser car is usually an entry level sports car/coupe, most times a soft top roadster with not very boxy features, most times a more compact car. Examples of such are the Mazda miata/mx5, Audi TT, Bmw Z4, Or an older Porshe Boxter. Driving in such a car shouldn't be considered shameful, since it requires enormous balls.

Why do you drive a Hairdresser car? i'd never wanna be seen in one.

Because i'm not insecure about my own masculinity Greg.

by xXMeemLord3225Xx February 11, 2023

Blow Job Hairdo

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.

Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Hairdultery

Cheating on your hairdresser.

I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.

by WBdultery March 1, 2010

haiduc

Somone who steals from the rich to give to the poor, Robin Hood style.

While on trial for theft, he claimed he was a haiduc--so should be let off.

by mel December 1, 2004

The Hairdresser Dance

Drunken dance which involves waving arms around whilst using fingers to make scissor motion, hence the name. Break spontaneously to demonstrate mirror movements, as if one were showing client their new 'do.

"Hey, let's do the hairdresser dance!"
"He could pull some moves, but he could never beat lucy at the hairdresser dance"

by lucy-lou September 12, 2005