Horonopes 

When your friend who is obsessed with horoscopes and you are not having it.

Will you look up my horoscopes for today?
How about horonopes!

Horonopes by Emmilllly May 3, 2016

foroscope 

A weather forecast that might as well be a horoscope. I.e., the "meteorologist" has zero idea how your day will go when it comes to climate, but makes a bold prediction, anyway - which is almost always wrong.

Foroscope example: "It's going to be minus-fifty on Tuesday, so bundle up!", when it actually turns out to be sunny and warm.

foroscope by Socklamb January 11, 2018

horosceptical 

One who has a fiery temper and no tolerance for BS

Who also keeps their emotions inside until needed then its a nuclear explosion and will tell you how they feel to you're face.

person one: "Here comes horosceptical"

person two: "Huh?"

horosceptical:(to person two): "STFU"

horosceptical by Knownfella34 October 2, 2018

Horrorscope 

Today a friend will call to tea
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John

Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars

In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on

Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack

Better run, John
Get the motor on

Don't you know it's true
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts

Horrorscope by Gothic Miscreant October 13, 2023

horoconetelletesis 

A blue spiky hat.

"Woah, look at that horoconetelletesis!"
"What?"

horoconetelletesis by jiggilibu December 12, 2023

hardscope 

this means that it has a technique to keep their crosshair until they see a player walk towards to crosshair or the player waits the player.

Player 1: man, bros using the hardscope technique what a loser!
Player 2: i agree, hardscoping is for skill issues

hardscope by epokguyepoj January 24, 2025

Whoroscope 

(noun) /hôr-ə-skōp/

A daily prediction of your sexual energy, powered by astrology, thirst, and zero actual science.

Example:
Gemini? Your whoroscope says “text your ex and hydrate.”

Whoroscope by CtrlAltDeLICK March 27, 2025