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hornones 

the change in your behavior once you become horny
a: my boyfriend was texting this girl saying he was gonna have sex with her!
b: did he text her later apologising and saying he didnt mean it?
a: yes
b: it was his hornones.
hornones by erm_immmmmz September 6, 2009

Homonomes 

Two people with the same name.
Haha Tim and Tim have the same name. What a couple of homonomes!
Homonomes by Homonomus October 15, 2017

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face 

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery 

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery
Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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