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Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
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Gwump

An adjective that describes sonething that is crappy. Another word for jank, crap, or stupid. Comes in the form of "gwumpy", "gwumpish", "gwumping", or "gwumped".
1. Damn. The movie is sold out. Thats gwump.
2. That girl is so gwumpy all the time.
3. Bobby: "Im gonna fail this test! Im gonna fail high school and die." Tom: "Shut the hell up! And stop being so gwumpish around me!"
by Daddy Fat Fish July 20, 2010
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morning grumpy

Bobby Knight left the bathroom door open a sliver so he could still talk and take his morning grumpy.

- Rick Reilly
by homersimpso90210 October 8, 2009
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i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.
by B-rizzle May 3, 2019
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glumpy

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!
by creatiffany March 3, 2008
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mean grumpy

n. is a poop that is especially bad and stinks up the whole bathroom, it is often paired with lots of grunting and pushing.
dude, i just dropped a mean grumpy in the bathroom.
by jojoboneroo February 7, 2006
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grumpy

slang term for the act of defocating.
by Ragnar October 24, 2002
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