gayness in the anus

I.e., gay, especially someone who is in denial or on the down-low; said of someone whose carnal urges co against his assumed role in life.

Dude, he may be married, but he has gayness in the anus.

by Mother Grogan October 26, 2009

Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

by MissRoobs April 4, 2011

Gayness

Heavy or awesome by nature. Happy

Wow Gayness

by D43N August 3, 2021

call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking

Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."

by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006

dormroom gayness

(Usually nonexistant) homosexual activity or lifestyles in the dormitories of any given institution of higher learning.

Stop dormroom gayness!

by Benjamin Haynes October 15, 2005

The Gayness

When your in 8th-12th grade you hang out with kids your own age but you always got one friend who you don't like much and he's a grade lower then you, you call him The Gayness.

Joe: Are you coming to the party?
Bill: Maybe, who's going?
Joe: Ron, Mack, Jose, Robert and the Gayness

by Growit5inches4free October 5, 2011

inner gayness

What a guy has when he is not gay but he can distinct if a guy is attractive or not. Does NOT mean guy is gay.

Omg your inner gayness is showing!

by ROBERT January 9, 2015