When your in 8th-12th grade you hang out with kids your own age but you always got one friend who you don't like much and he's a grade lower then you, you call him The Gayness.
Joe: Are you coming to the party?
Bill: Maybe, who's going?
Joe: Ron, Mack, Jose, Robert and the Gayness
by Growit5inches4free October 5, 2011
To be filled with gay. Much as gleeful is to be filled with glee.
As Timmeh was being reamed from behind, he was feeling very gayful.
by ken69 September 9, 2009
1. A nebulous, ill-defined term referring to the measure of one's homosexuality (male); composed of several markers including body shape, vocal inflections, hand movements, clothing.
2. Sarcastic term
1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
Having to buy your step dad a new Lord of the Rings Attack Troll figurine cuz you knocked his over.
Man, today some Gayness happened.
by Jakisoba July 17, 2008
The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.
*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."

"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"

"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."
by Gaynessbian September 19, 2009
A city in France, used to troll people who ask for a/s/l
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 4/frog/gaye
by Andriko March 9, 2011
Happy or jovial. An alternative spelling of "gay" to differnentiate it from the more modern definitions (see gay)
The 1950s were a gaye era!
by random1234567890 February 1, 2009