Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

by bill boob August 12, 2006

Gumping

Feigning retardism with the purpose in mind to seduce a "special girl"

Anyone Fancy a trip to St Johns for a spot of Gumping?

by stringzzz May 16, 2008

gumpin

to smile bashfully from flattery

I put my mack down and she started gumpin.

by jamma wun/ kwazdog (b-more) February 23, 2003

Gumping

Inserting one's self into footage or frames from a film.

Holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of fight club or gumping yourself to be pulling the blaster on both Greedo AND Han

by office zomboy June 28, 2010

Gumbit

The triangle created when you spread your legs in a sleeping bag

"Ever realize how dogs like to sleep in gumbits?"

by Lola Luster March 29, 2012

forest gumping

1: Running super fast

2: Getting the fuck out of a place!

1: Jeremy was forest gumping past all the other runners.

2: The Robber pulled a gun so the man was forest gumping out of there.

by Yung BC January 23, 2009

Gumping

The action of running/jogging while (a.) not wearing proper running gear (e.g. Forrest Gump) and (b.) displaying poor running form and/or athleticism

Trying to avoid the sudden hailstorm, Chris resorted to gumping to the nearest shelter.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011