The male human when erect is one of two sizes. Long or rather short. Most males grow to an extended length after a rush of blood enters the penis. This person is a GROWER.
Some males will not grow in length when peaking an erection. These males are as long as they are gonna get, either stiff, or soft like a bunny. They are known as SHOWERS, as they show their goods in the beginning.
Some males will not grow in length when peaking an erection. These males are as long as they are gonna get, either stiff, or soft like a bunny. They are known as SHOWERS, as they show their goods in the beginning.
Johnny is a shower. Susan was disappointed when Johnny didn't extend his man muscle more. Freddie is a grower. Linda is in great pain in her lower abdomen after Freddie extended an extra foot in her vagina. Are you a shower or grower?
by The Geek July 28, 2006
Get the shower or grower mug.A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.
Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.
By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.
By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."
Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."
Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."
*subtely checks out hottie's cart*
Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"
Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."
Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."
*subtely checks out hottie's cart*
Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"
Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010
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(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.
Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.
Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.
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then it became my favourite album of all time!
it's definitely a grower (album)!
then it became my favourite album of all time!
it's definitely a grower (album)!
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generally un-classy in the same way the romance novels sold in grocery stores and at the 24 hour CVS are.
the word is a portmanteau of "grocery store" and "paperback"
generally un-classy in the same way the romance novels sold in grocery stores and at the 24 hour CVS are.
the word is a portmanteau of "grocery store" and "paperback"
That wedding clock that chimes every hour to the tune of "Killing Me Softly" is so groceryback. Moreso is the fact that it's set 2 minutes behind so that you can hear the bird call clock go off on the hour.
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