Nitti-gritty

1: Da minuscule-but-abrasively-hurtful details dat Elliot Ness had to deal with in regards to Al Capone's right-hand-man henchman.
2. Da unpalatable and irritatingly-picky details regarding actual history of whether said smug sleazeball actually performed many of da entertainingly-memorable felonious actions portrayed in da 1987 "The Untouchables" film.

Da wildly-popular "war on liquor" gangster-drama starring Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro may indeed have been exciting and dramatic for its viewers, but if you get right down to da Nitti-gritty of it, da infamous "goon in a white suit" character played by Billy Drago apparently never personally performed hitman-style assassinations as depicted in said movie, nor was he actively involved in much if any actual killing, either.

by QuacksO May 9, 2022

Gritties

grandma titties

"Grandma got no gritties"

by anonymous October 21, 2021

Gritty Trump

When you go camping for three days without washing your hands, and then you grab someone's pussy (could even be your own.)

I saw the dirt under my fingernails, and I realised I must have been gritty trumpin' myself while he was banging me from behind, just now.

by Pygmy84 May 14, 2020

Gritties

Gritties is a combination of "Grizzy Titties"

"Yes Grizzy Titties!" - Blarg
"Fucking Gritties!" - Smii7y

by smiittywatcher September 6, 2023

Gritty Fuck

When you are having sex (usually at the beach) and you get sand in the vagina.

Jenny and I were at the beach and had a gritty fuck.

by Norrin1 January 6, 2019

Gritty bomb

Shot of house whiskey dropped into a glass of PBR

Cent won’t be able to make it to Panch today, he died doing gritty bombs with the boys last night.

by McBangBang October 13, 2021

The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019