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grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.
After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.
grave bads by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018
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grave dancing ghouls

The kind of subhuman individuals who would pounce on the murder of innocents to advance a political agenda.
The Grave Dancing Ghouls are back at it demanding more gun control after the Mandalay Bay murders in Las Vegas.

grave digger

A person that dates or prefers an older mate. Old enough to be their parents, or even older. Usually associate with being a gold digger.
Anna Nicole Smith, that chick thats w/ Jack Nicholson, and the other chick thats w/ Woody Allen....

"I ain't saying she a grave digger, but she ain't fucking with a young nigga"..
grave digger by "LoONey" July 12, 2006

Grave dumping 

Guy 1: God, that guy's an asshole
Guy 2: Yeah, when he dies, we should grave dump him

Grave dumping
Grave dumping by _Jebus_ May 8, 2009

grave cancer 

grave cancer is when somebody is buried underground and still has cancer and is just rotting away, the term is also mentioned as a insult when some old woman (or guy) is giving u hard time and is complaining about everything and everyone

old woman: i thought i told u boys to .
you: shut the fuck up ol fuckin piece of grave cancer!!!!
grave cancer by MrRon July 9, 2006

Grave Digger

He may have been big, but at least he wasn't a grave digger.
Grave Digger by P-Cream May 22, 2011

Grave Detail 

VEry much detail
More detail than needed.
Some people think it's GREAT dteail.
but they are wrong.
Mikeal.
He went into grave detail.
Uhg, grossssss
Grave Detail by blahbamhoe March 16, 2009