Grandsire Silsbee

knitting fun; tooting on a banjo; sitting on a rocking chair

an old ninny

by Just a big ol David! March 6, 2003

grainscaping

The process of removing pubic hair by dipping your genitals in grain alcohol and lighting them fire.

Eby's mom was all like... You have to be in to grainscaping before you fuck me.

by Soulever March 31, 2015

grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.

When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.

by grindsmyshorts January 25, 2019

American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

grandsonned

-past tense of "to grandson", a more drastic form of "to son"

"yo dizzle, you just got grandsonned fo shizzle. chuch"

by tomastos July 30, 2003

grandshit

A grandshit is an old man who is sleeping 90% of the day and walking asleep the rest 10%. He can't aim anymore because he became grandpa and shit.

Did u see his spray? Yes holy shit he is a grandshit

by theanimalz November 14, 2020

nose on the grindstone

To keep oneself strictly to working, and working hard.

Jim's father told him to keep his nose on the grindstone and out of trouble until he has paid off his court fees.

by Crashlandon July 10, 2017