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by okverygoodthereheis December 19, 2009
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A person who is incapable of having the slightest semblance of an intellectual conversation and instead habitually talks and/or lies about other people's personal lives to the point of mistrust and annoyance.
Person 1: What is wrong with April that all she can talk about is other people's lives, I think she makes shit up just to feel better about herself.
Person 2: Since her life is so boring she has to be a gossip goblin, so she spends all of her time trolling on facebook trying to ruin other people's lives or just so she can have something to talk about.
Person 1: She should read a book....
Person 2: Since her life is so boring she has to be a gossip goblin, so she spends all of her time trolling on facebook trying to ruin other people's lives or just so she can have something to talk about.
Person 1: She should read a book....
by ¡cállate la boca January 30, 2012
Get the Gossip Goblin mug.A train fueled with hateful accusations which is exclusively run by child groomer Colleen Ballinger A.K.A. Miranda Sings and heads to manipulation station (via the tracks of misinformation) every weekday at 2 p.m.
Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.
Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.
The Internet: You fucking raped those kids on stage! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu
by Ajfkcneoxnalz July 28, 2023
Get the Toxic Gossip Train mug.Guru Gossip (sometimes Gossiper) is a messy, poorly run message board masquerading as an honest space where members can vent freely about internet and beauty culture, mainly Youtube MUAs comme Jeffree Star, Michelle Phan, or Jaclyn Hill.
There are endless threads devoted to a variety of gurus and Internet personalities where you slowly realize that it is nothing more than a circlejerk for lonely women to engage in petty, childish, high school-like behavior. Members are subtly encouraged to degrade their targets for their appearance, to invade their privacy by looking up addresses and contacts, and are constantly looking for ways to report them to law enforcement for things like buying purebred pug puppies or having too many kids.
All the while the gossipers will compare themselves to prove just how successful, prettier, and much nicer they are than them, which leaves you wondering how someone can be so rich and happy, when they’re spending hours a day ranting about assymetrical noses and sponsored trips.
There are endless threads devoted to a variety of gurus and Internet personalities where you slowly realize that it is nothing more than a circlejerk for lonely women to engage in petty, childish, high school-like behavior. Members are subtly encouraged to degrade their targets for their appearance, to invade their privacy by looking up addresses and contacts, and are constantly looking for ways to report them to law enforcement for things like buying purebred pug puppies or having too many kids.
All the while the gossipers will compare themselves to prove just how successful, prettier, and much nicer they are than them, which leaves you wondering how someone can be so rich and happy, when they’re spending hours a day ranting about assymetrical noses and sponsored trips.
Abigail: I found a thread on Danielle Mansutti on Guru Gossiper!
Tanya: You’re kidding, what does it say? Is it anything good?
Abigail: No, it’s horrible. They spent five pages fighting with each other because one person had the audacity to admit she thinks she’s naturally very pretty!
Tanya: You’re kidding, what does it say? Is it anything good?
Abigail: No, it’s horrible. They spent five pages fighting with each other because one person had the audacity to admit she thinks she’s naturally very pretty!
by TauKitty June 12, 2018
Get the Guru Gossip mug.The Gossip Girl Books are written by Cecily von Ziegesar. They are books describing the lives of different poeple on the Upper East Side in New York City. It discusses parties, the presence of drugs and alcohol, family life, events, such as fashion shows and charity get togethers, vacations, schooling, and of course designer clothes. Two people the books follows are Blaire and Serena who lead the most fabulous lives including vacations in St. Barths, beautiful luxurious penthouses, and private schools for the uber rich. These girls are socialites and truly live the socialite life with their pictures in big papers and glossy magazines. These books are addictive and unforgettable. You will not be able to put them down unless you are jealous of the rich and famous, which most people are I suppose.
Girl 1: I read the entire Gossip Girl series in one day. They are impossible to put down!
Girl 2: Those books disgust me. I bought the first one and threw it away.
Girl 1: Well I am gorgeous and rich so I can read the books without getting jealous.
Girl 2: Hmf!
Girl 2: Those books disgust me. I bought the first one and threw it away.
Girl 1: Well I am gorgeous and rich so I can read the books without getting jealous.
Girl 2: Hmf!
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