googledigook

The sort of nonsense created by people with an uncritical belief in all that they read on the internet!

That's a load of googledigook = I don't believe the source that you are using.

by Martin Wood July 2, 2008

goodling

-noun-
1. An attractive naif, who has been enticed by others to do illegal or immoral actions, believing that they are legal or moral.

2. One who pretends that she has information that would 'rat out' those higher than her, then takes the fall when she is granted immunity.

-verb-

1. The act of covering up for others, once you are in the clear.

1. "She really believed that the laws didn't apply to her. What a goodling!"

2. "Her lawyer got her immunity, and then she said she was the one who killed JFK and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. What a goodling!"

3. When Congress started to cross-examine her, it was obvious that she was goodling."

by John Berger June 13, 2007

googlenesia

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.

Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!

by loco moto June 21, 2008

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 9, 2018

GOOGLEMIN

When you have nothing to do at work except surf the net looking for dumb shit

Mark "Hi Andrea, what did you do at work today?"
Andrea "I found this site, it had the funniest..."
Mark "Googlemin it did we?"

by Mark or frankie September 9, 2008

Googlenesia

When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget

I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.

by Clavenson June 6, 2018

googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.

'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'

by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003