goober

a person who has no life and has no friends

by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003

goober

Katherine Woo is the epitome of a goober.

Katherine Woo once walked into an open door. What a goober!

by Kuo April 25, 2005

goober

Someone who is silly and mean to there cousin!

Ryan is a goober!!! haha

Jaclyn is not.

by Jaclyn August 3, 2004

goober

When you have a fat ass and you fart and the skin ripples.

Dude stop fucking goobering its nasty.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010

goober

Reference to one who is goob-like in personality and physical traits.

San Jose David is such a goober.

by your boy blue April 3, 2009

goober

A goober is a booger or a nose fruit.

ew! Derek ate the goober! he likes nose fruit!

by m00p April 8, 2004

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003