gonads

your testicles,your jewels,your cookies,your nuts,your beans ect........

my stupid ex-wife kicked me in the gonads

by cole January 1, 2004

gonads

Your balls or testicles. Shortened word is also just nads.

i just fell down the stairs and landed right on my gonads.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

gonaherpasiphilaids

A combination of Gonneria, herpes, silphilis, and Aids.. ddiirrrtttyyyy

by BootlipsDaKidDiddler August 15, 2003

gonad

Balls, Scrotum, Nuts, Bizalls, Jiz Bag, giggleberries, yogurt factory, nads, kahonies, ka-chachkas.

i just barely grazed one gonad accross the chair and man did it hurt

by Justice October 15, 2002

gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005

Gonatokamorkin

An extremely bad chat-up line, usually used as a retaliation to some pervy guy who is hitting on you. Gonatokamorkins never make any sense, and can often sound quite dodgy. Basically, they are there to take the piss out of people who actually use chat-up lines and hope to get something out of it.

What's the charge on your ion?

dude of perviness: *walks up to innocent girl* "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
innocent girl: *turns and bats eyelashes* "Do you want to smell my loofah?"
dude: *walks away looking confused*
girls friend: "gonatokamorkin much?"

by Evil Twins January 12, 2009

gonad gravy

Yet another word comparing semen to a creamy food product

"She gulped my gonad gravy like a vanilla protein shake."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004