Godfrey

The leader of the First Crusade, Founder of the Poor Brotherhood of the Knights of the Temple(Knights Templar) alledged to be a descendant of the Merovengian Kings of Gual, Mary and Issa (Jesus), King David, of the house of the Lion.

"Godfrey was a ruthless treasure hunter that killed millions on the quest for Solomons gold."

"Godfrey was the last true King of Jeruselm."

by Merovengian1013 February 5, 2010

Goofer

Someone who is obnoxious, goofy, loud, or just plain does stupid shit. Usually acts out on a daily basis.

Dude, that kid at the movies was a Goofer, he wouldn't shut up.

I swear to god Alan, if you keep being such a Goofer ill beat your ass.

by John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmit January 17, 2009

Golfer

An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.

ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.

by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012

Godverdomme

The worst swear word in Dutch; first word English speaking people learn when they go to Holland

Godverdomme kut kanker tering to you too

by falanx1998 May 2, 2003

The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

Goffer titties

a woman's breats that are sagging

She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.

by Jamie May 20, 2003

Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011