glazing the doughnut

when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.

i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut

by dylanandmatt March 28, 2009

Glazing

To undertake actions in the style of the distinctive mannerism of a famous individual surnamed "Glazer"; the specific trait in question relates to a context of social networking, in which a notably developed series of comments is 'Glazed' by the addition of an entirely irrelavant and undirected comment or annecdote.

Archie: Just watched Arnie on film4 - Amazing!

Barbara: I love that film - awesome!

Regulus: haha "Get to the chopper" lolz

Smee: Guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!

Barbara: Damn right Smee - perfect friday night viewing!

Archie: "Let off some steam Bennett!"

Dale: Brilliant! Hillarious action! Classic!

Archie: Did you catch it too Dale? Ace!

Glazing: The dog has come back from his walk COVERED in mud. My goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!

*names and real comments are substituted to protect the innocent*

by The Third Khaaal April 11, 2011

Glazing

Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.

“Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”

by officer August 8, 2005

Glazing

When you're bangin' two chicks, and after your dick pukes on one of them the other rubs her tits/stomach against the other's creating a glaze on both of them.

Hey man, I had these freaky chicks over last night and gave them a glazing

by Hank James May 20, 2011

Glazing

The act of ejaculating on photos of your recent ex-girlfriend and then burning them. Only valid if burned post-glaze.

"Oh damn, spent all this weekend glazing photos of my ex-girlfriend. Have any gasoline?"

by onesaddude December 11, 2013

Dick to dick glazing

When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same

“This dick to dick glazing Ong”

by Bigdckrandy23 May 8, 2023

dick to dick glazing

When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone

Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”

Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke

Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn

by Licksomedivk May 8, 2023