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Glitterea

A veneral disease transmitted through sexual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the Twilight variety. Symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.
I went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. Everything was great until she dropped trou and I could see she had Glitterea. I debated going for it anyways, but couldn't stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the Justin Bieber of vampires.
by AngryPirate88 May 5, 2013
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glutter butter

To take a stick of butter put it in a girls vigina and lick it for breakfast.
My girlfriend said "I have to go to work" but I said " not till I'm finished my glutter butter, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
by Chesty Glutswhip January 9, 2016
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Glitterdick

A dick with glitter on the dick and balls to make you feel like a unicorn when sitting on the galaxy full of stars. Usually a big dicked white male will endup with the glitter dick after the black female enjoys the milky white cum in her pussy.-dad
" awwwww shit, fuck off glitterdick"
by Not today feminism July 24, 2018
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Glutened

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.
Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.
by MamaWe January 22, 2019
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Sluttered

When a girl goes from being innocent to a slut
Oh my god Gina! Emily got sluttered after last nights party
by Mcfjertis July 26, 2021
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Glitterdicking

Glitterdicking is a huge dick full of glitter. Doesn’t spew nut, just glitter.
You see that inmate today in cell 215. His lips glisten with glitter, must of got a good Glitterdicking!
by FCI Fort Dickless June 25, 2022
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Grittered

When someone quickly eats shit. Usually face first. Things that can be grittered are: face, hands, knees and elbows. Its the same thing a scrape but a better way to say it.
"When I went to the lake, I grittered my face on the way to the water."
by anonymous October 11, 2023
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