Gloade

A worry free man or woman that dosen't take life seriously. Never thinks about consequences of his actions. This person just does what is required and never goes beyond that.

Man: Brian just got arrested for a 2nd time!
Woman: I heard about that, he is such a gloade.

by BMPGC April 21, 2011

gloptamu

it’s another word for bitch but it means it in a friendly way.

Emma: Hey bestie!
Alexa: Hey Gloptamu!

by gloptamu123 January 2, 2021

GLORT

GLORT stand for Good Looking Out Right There. This acronym has been made famous by the members of Forever The Sickest Kids.

That's some GLORT!
"Yeah right next door to northern lights it owns in here no siggity siggity syke. GLORT!"

by Zach Fergie Ferg May 10, 2009

Gloaking

The act of staring at someone while they're eating in hopes that they'll give you some food.

(Jonathan staring at Seth while Seth eats his fries)

Seth: Dude, why are you gloaking at me so hard right now? If you want some, just take it.

by bard_UYD March 9, 2011

Glothes

Glothes: is when someone's style represents a rare sense of fashion that is global and unique, fashionable wherever the look is taken.

Tanja is rocking some serious Glothes today, she's a pure fashionista.

by hypem September 4, 2011

Gloaf

Short for "GLad its Only A Fart". The fart one gives when he/she is gassy, bloated, prairie dogging and/or and stuck in any situation preventing them from using a bathroom. To release pressure one must take the chance of slightly (but carefully) relaxing the sphincter muscles in hopes that what comes out is ONLY a fart.

Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF

See: muddbutt

So we were at the Company Employee Picnic and after eating my boss's wife's meatloaf.... I Gloafed when he was talking about my upcoming raise. How embarrassing!

by r0adbeast August 31, 2013

Ms.Gloster SHMS

A nazi who likes to hire her friends.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MS.GLOSTER SHMS AROUND SHMS GOD IM SCARED.

by youWILLallknow May 24, 2017