Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

He glassed me!

To hit someone over the head with a bottle.

Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"

by Addssuck April 24, 2012

Glass of Juice

What Hitler said before he sent some people to a camp for a fun time.

Jews can be orange, with, or sadly black.... oh Glass of Juice?!?!

by mytrumpeteatstuff May 19, 2015

GlassJaw

1.) Someone who can't take a punch.
2.) A band that owns you.

1.) That mothafucka's a glassjaw, he can't take a hit nigga.
2.) Glassjaw esta para todavia.

by D to the G June 22, 2004

glass cellar

The area of the workforce that women don't want to be part of, such as digging, road construction, garbage dumping, etc. as oppose to glass ceiling jobs such as, being CEO, chairman, congressman, president, and all that good stuff. Due to political correctness, it's harder for men to get most medium paying jobs, so some are stuck under the glass cellar. basically men dominate both extremes of the spectrum.

They put more cracks in the glass ceiling than they did in the glass cellar.

by smashdummies December 24, 2012

Glassed

The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.

Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.

by Dankus Memeticus January 2, 2018

Glasshole

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.

"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."

by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013