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You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an N-Gage. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought a Sega 32X, didn't you?"
Bob: I want to see the Olson Tiwn's new movie!
Bill: You bought an N-Gage didn't you?

Luke: Terence, wheres you kitchen?
Terence: Right over there luke!
*Luke gets lost in the basement*
Terence: Luke! You moron! Your in the basement!?
Mr.Harris: Luke bought an N-Gage didn't he?
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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N-Gage

Nokia's failed attempt to join the ranks of Nintendo in the hand held gaming industry. Better known as the digital taco, it is the worst concept concived, holding the record for the earliest price drop in the gaming industry, for having their first price drop after just one week after it's release. Now at the price of $200, it includes 3 free games and one month of pre-paid service for the cellular phone feature, which by the way you have to hold width side to your ear to talk in. Another "put down" feature is that in order to change games, you must remove the battery. So. . .WTF?
N-Gage? N-GAGE!? WHAT A POS IDEA THAT IS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD BUY AN N-GAGE! YOU EVEN BOUGHT ONE! WTF!?!?

No dad, that's my taco.
by Tonku January 26, 2004
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Gage Locked

To run up to someone with Gages (hole openings in their ear) and lock a combination lock on it, the victim thus can get it off without knowing the combination or boltcutters.
bill: what the hell is that on you ear?
mike: its a combination lock, i got fuckin' Gage Locked.
bill: classic.
by Kohbra August 16, 2010
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glakey

glakey means stupid, dozy.
"your so glakey like"
by Razza1212 March 1, 2005
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Gage

A very very nice guy, who is insanely sexy and funny.

Treats his girlfriend like royalty. So so perfect. Gage is the most sexy, funny, atheltic, and nice guy you will ever meet
Wow, that guy right there is really sexy!!
Huh, must be a Gage
by Lawlypop March 5, 2012
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Gage can win

a seemingly inescapable situation for 1 content creator party in an ongoing multi part series which keeps on snowballing into huge proportions.
I think Gage can win this weeks Progression Series
by BelialDeRai May 10, 2021
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Gage

An incredibly sweet, sensitive, and understanding man. A gentleman. Classy, easy to confide in, and trustworthy. The best friend anyone could ask for, and entirely irreplaceable. Loyal to the core. Very attractive with an athletic build, and catches the eye of any woman he passes--though he rarely realizes it. Logical-minded, tends to hide his true emotions, ridiculously intelligent, and will let anyone know his opinion if they ask for it. If you want to know what a "cool nerd" looks like, find a Gage. Has a tendency to sometimes be introverted, but once you get to know him he is crazy, hilarious, lovable, and tons of fun. A grammar-nazi who is probably cringing at this definition's many sentence fragments. All in all, a Gage is a person that anyone would be fortunate to meet, blessed to be considered an acquaintance, and feel like they were in an alternative reality if he were to consider them a best friend.
My life would not be complete if I did not have a Gage.
by maeggwolf September 27, 2010
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