galaxy glazed

When one is too far out or past the point and or state of moon burnt off party favors such a cannabis, coke , meth or any other substances that create a personal escape.

Amity: Hey TJ wanna hang out with Dez
T.J. Nah Amity she is galaxy glazed

by big trappe April 1, 2019

Spit Glazed

When she slobbers so hard it looks like nickelodeon slime.

She spit glazed my cock.

by OHHHHHHHHYP April 17, 2019

Glazed Holes

a brand of Entenmann's doughnut holes that really has no sexual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn't know what they are, they can't help but say, "ew. wtf?"

Also can be used as a synonym for "asshole."

Bro, I ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.

Dude, wtf that's disgusting.

OR

You're such a glazed hole, Charlie Sheen.

by A Glazed Hole May 11, 2011

Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.

Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.

by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007

glazed doughnut

Your face after giving your lady a grand gushing Orgasm by a dexterious tonguing.

Man, after the licking I gave my Darlin' my face looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Amos Bwatt September 12, 2004

Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

Glazed Ham

When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"

Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham

by ScrottyMcBoogerBalls May 26, 2010