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The Gilbert

Quintessential sex move. Used primarily to end a relationship, or convince a two bagger to leave your house when you sober up early. Drop trou and sit down raising legs well over your head. After she/it begins eating your ass cut a runny, rumbling fart directly into her/it's mouth. Results in immediate departure.
Dude, my girl wants to commit.. What should I do? Give her the Gilbert, that'll send the bitch for the hills, and if it doesn't you know she's a keeper.
by Camuel slemens February 7, 2019
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Pulling a Gilbert

When you watch the newest shows and movies and spoil them for your friends and coworkers on numerous occasions.
Gilbert: Hey man, that episode of popular show last night was crazy!

Me: I didn't see..
Gilbert: That part where spoiler spoiler spoiler
Me: Dude I didn't see it!
Gilbert: spoiler spoiler spoiler
ME: Quit Pulling a Gilbert!
by __untucked_sack__ October 28, 2017
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Sir Gilbert Peckerhead

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead was knighted by the queen of England in the 1800s right after he drank from the fountain of youth. last spotted at Michal Jackson's funeral
by The Sir Gilbert Peakehead July 12, 2010
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Brian David Gilbert

Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind.

The only Polygon.com man to truly unravel every game.
Brian David Gilbert: Safety fan & Bureaucratic wunderkind is the greatest bisexual man to have ever worked at Polygon.com
by FishLady_GarlicBread March 21, 2022
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is one of the best oscar-winning movies ever. seriously. Johnny Depp, playing Gilbert Grape, is a 20-something young man who takes care of his mentally retarded younger brother (leonardo diCaprio), obese mother, and 2 teenage sisters. What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is simultaneously heartbreaking and heartwarming. see it! Johnny Depp is amazingly profound and just fantastic in this movie!! not to mention, he is georgeous! Leonardo DiCaprio, as Arnie (Gilbert Grape's mentally retarded younger brother)is also stupendous in this film, which is one if his first major successes as a serious actor.

SEE "WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE?" !!!!
Johnny Depp is such an amazing actor, protraying Gilbert, the movie's protagonist.

Leonardo DiCaprio is... incredible, portraying a mentally retareded teenager in perfection - real acting skillz there

i dont know her name, but their obese mother is also a very good actress!!

oh, and Juliette Lewis is also in it!!! she's great, as usual

see "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"!!!!

you will never forget it. you will always remember it.
by crazysexycool777 December 18, 2005
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Dirty gilbert

When you antique a fat chick then A homeless dude has sex and cums in her neck rolls and it looks like a leaking Boston cream donut
Dude! I can’t believe you gave that 5 dollar hooker a dirty Gilbert.... hey I just got a hankering for donuts wanna grab some
by Dirty Gilbert April 23, 2020
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gilbert syndrome

Condition in which sufferers develop an over inflated ego, thinking they are the best at everything. Also their sense of humour fails, meaning they think everything is funny, no matter how pathetic or juvenile.
"Be careful hes got gilbert syndrome"
by dgccfc April 19, 2005
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