Grower

A penis that is really, really short when flaccid, but can triple, sometimes quadruple in size when aroused.

something that does exist, much to the disdain of the showers, which tend to be asshole jocks or over confident douchebags.

growers, on the other hand, have low libido, but enough kick in their man cannons to pleasure their woman. watch the magic, from 2 inches to 7. holy shit.

1. (in locker room) dude1: dude, what the hell is that? *laughs*

Dude 2: whatever, i'm a grower.

later that night

Dude 2: watch the magic baby...

chick 1: Damn thats some serious magic!

by Ironic God Guy April 15, 2011

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

grow a set

Insult used to describe a male who is acting in a weak, vacillating or timid manner.

Meant to imply that in order to gain courage the person named needs to develop a "set" of testicles. See get a pair.

David"I'd like to ask Jane out, but . . "
Chris"Oh, grow a set and ask her, will you?"

by D F Stuckey March 1, 2004

Grow a tail

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

by Squirt95 August 22, 2008

grow the fuck up

A person should act their age and not be spiteful or childish

An admin from a nufc site reported me for showing him up in front of his page members and outing him as a liar, which resulted in me getting banned. He needs to "grow the fuck up" childish fkin alcoholic baby!!

by gbrid69 June 20, 2014

grow-op

noun.

Short form for "grow operation." Usually an extremely large warehouse set up to grow massive hydroponic quantities of marijuana.

The cops busted a massive grow-op in Toronto.

by RexGibson January 11, 2004

gerfwanker

Someone who is being an ass, but being funny at the same time. Friends use it in their own cliques or groups.

Faber, quit being a gerfwanker.

by Wulfy April 7, 2007