Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Garfunkulous

quite possibly the best word ever; has no real meaning and can be used to replace a word or can also be used if a person can't think of a good word to use

Bob: Did you see that chick?

Joe: Yeah, she was freaking garfunkulous!

Bob: Hell yeah!

by Davis7170 February 2, 2008

Gorefunkel

From root words: Gore and Garfunkel- which is also on UD

Extremely unnecessary or out of place gore which is still well placed enough to be appreciated.

Guy1: Hey dude, did you see all that gorefunkel in that little girl show with the magic and shit?

Guy2: Made the whole show for me, really.

by Gorefunkel.tumblr July 31, 2011

Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

by grape nut October 10, 2005

gufunkelnitity

to be or to be in a state of complete stupidity

OR

to be able to sense the level of someone's stupidity

Hazel: Umm... Paulie? I have gufunkelnitity, and you're busting my radar. Stop being so stupid, you gufunkelnititite!

Paulie: What does gufunkelnititite mean?

Hazel: Exactly my point!

by Hazel Gaudette June 5, 2007

garfunkel

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

garfunklegangster

A really cool guy; a music legend. (Noun)

(noun):
He's a garfunklegangster because he plays the guitar so well.
What a motherf*cking garfunklegangster

by Johnny the Plumber September 18, 2006