jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

Gerbil

An underage girl who flirts or actively hunts for older partners for either meaningless sexual relationships or meaningful relationships. The opposite of Cougar.

Don't even look at her, she is a Gerbil and dating her would be illegal.

by alexiam April 11, 2009

gerbil

1. n. A small rodent that has been domesticated and is now widely found in the classrooms of elementary school-aged children.

2. n. A young girl who likes older men. These girls will woo the men with their large eyes and pouty faces. Opposite of a cougar. The man dating this girl could be known as a dingo.

1. Jenna's 2nd grade class just got a gerbil name Mr. Snuggles.
2. DAYUM. That gurl be a gerbil all the way holmes!

by ISABEAST April 13, 2009

Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008

Gerben

A grumpy old man who picks on gingers and denies the national prohibition of Kick A Ginger Day since 2016 by the Thirteenth Amendment.

This guy is a real Gerben!

"Don't be such a Gerben, man"

by Jon Gingerboy November 26, 2020

Geringverdiener

A Geringeverdiener is a austrian or someone with low income,

(ger.)Bruder Österreicher sind solche Geringverdiener!

by Zuwumix November 13, 2021

Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015