Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

Gaylords Say No

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.

Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!

by spektralx April 2, 2009

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

by King Kong December 15, 2003

gaylord perry

When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.

My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

Gaylord Spelunker

The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.

Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!

by JackTors April 25, 2019

Cameron Gaylord

A Person who is cooler than all around him. One who simply is better than all others. Lord of the fags.

Cameron Gaylord, oh how we worship you!!!

by ClintCameron May 17, 2016

Gaylord Perry

Hall of Fame baseball pitcher (inducted in 1991) who won 314 games and pitched for 8 teams, chiefly with the San Francisco Giants. He is best known for throwing spitballs, an illegal pitch doctored with foreign substances.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. - Gaylord Perry

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005