gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Dirty Gareth

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way

Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.

by Ninjalad March 29, 2020

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Dirty Gareth

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.

See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.

by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

Gareth Bale

Synonym of physical injury.

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..

by Saltbender November 13, 2017

Garyhead

A strange bloke/las or a group of people performing stange or unusual behaviour

“He’s such a garyhead”
“Walked past a Maccies earlier, there was a bunch of garyheads outside”

by Robbie6969 October 9, 2018

garthi

a small boy who has a sexual relationship with his dad, As well as a constant urge to get any acknowledgement from other people as a source of pleasure

that boy is a garthi

by Big Allar 69 May 17, 2021