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the GAR rating

Derived from the baseball WAR rating, the GAR rating stands for girls above replacement. A GAR rating can be assigned to anything from a new article of clothing to a new car and basically describes the amount of girls that you will now get with every year that you wouldn't have gotten without it.
These new pants are sweet...the GAR rating is at least 2.0

Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating

That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner
by lalalalala23 December 5, 2012
mugGet the the GAR ratingmug.

Gar Samuelson

Gary C. "Gar" Samuelson was the original drummer for Megadeth from 1984-1987. Gary was dismissed from the band for substance abuse problems which would continue to plague him until his untimely death in 1999, reportedly due to liver failure.
Gar Samuelson's fusion drumming style can be heard on Megadeth's debut album "Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!" as well as Megadeth's breakthrough album "Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?"

Rest in peace, Gary Samuelson.
by LookingDowntheCross March 22, 2007
mugGet the Gar Samuelsonmug.

gar guts

Inside of a Dutch Master, or "cigar" thrown out before rolling a blunt
Throw dem gar guts on da concrete cuh
by Pebblez5 August 5, 2008
mugGet the gar gutsmug.

fwades gar

A word with no meaning but defines being angry/aggressive against someone or someone thing most comely paired with gar
Geezer 1 “Oi blud come with me
Geezer 2 “ can’t I’m grounded I shagged my sister”
Geezer 3 “fwades Gar
by YoungAshman November 13, 2019
mugGet the fwades garmug.

lean gar

A blunt of weed laced with promethazine with codeine.
You knew that nigga was doin big things when he pulled out the lean gar.
by ThatBigNig June 20, 2009
mugGet the lean garmug.

yard gar

A cigar that is smoked in ones front, back, or side yard due to its cheaper cost and less that par flavor.
Hey man, got some yard gars! Let's go grab a natty and relax. Honey! Where is my sandwich?
by The real main man April 5, 2017
mugGet the yard garmug.

Hung gar

A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.
Don't make me go hung gar on your ass!
by simon April 24, 2005
mugGet the Hung garmug.

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