Futoed

To get futoed is to leave a bar alone at the end of the night and receive a royal beating, which no one witnessed or remembers including the recipient of the beating, to be a complete futoing, one must go to the hospital

Guy 1. Man did u see the kid that got futoed outside the bar last night.
Guy 2. Yeah man i saw the ambulance, what happened?
Guy 1. Nobody knows

by King of Ypsi May 15, 2010

FITTED

In the car scene nowadays, wheel fitment is a big deal. To achieve a "FITTED" stance, one must have suspension modifications that allow the vehicle to sit low to the ground. Next would be the right rim size and offset. While choosing the right wheels may be difficult, its all about calculations along with trial and error. Now tires are just as important as a hotdog to a bun. One must find the correct size to fit the rim and try to get the lowest sidewall possible to allow the vehicle more low and less wheel gap. Last but not least is Camber and Stretch. Camber and Stretch allows the vehicle to run wider wheels than normal and tuck directly under the fenders for a super flush fitment.

Damn foo, check out that gangster ass LS430 over there. That shit is fitted son.

by punkhop83 / Nickoli December 28, 2009

fitted cap

the right size condom

Hakim:"last nite was crazy I woke up and this ugly hoe was in my bed."
Davon:"did you fuck her?"
Hakim:"I think so my fitted cap was in the garbage with my unborn in it"
Davon:ahaha man you fucked her!

by Ahmayzeing Jackson May 19, 2010

Fitted Hat

The crown for douschebags. People who wear these hats usually exhibit most or all of the following traits: Thinking they are actually cool, Talking down to random strangers, Talking sarcastically to authority figures because it like the hat makes them feel 'badass', Live with 1 or less testicles, Like to pretend like they can skateboard, Think wearing this fitted hat gives them permission to talk to women like they actually have a chance, Think they are above common courtesy like taking off that hat indoors or even opening doors for women or anyone for that matter. These hats usually have no actual effect at blocking out sunlight because wearers usually tip them so far up.

*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*

"Haha dude look at that poser over there trying to skateboard, he just faceplanted and lost his fitted hat."

"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.

by ono412 September 15, 2010

futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter

by lowdown November 16, 2004

futter-wacking

1. An improvized dance move, named after the dance performed by the Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland".

Rozanna and Jacquelyn got their futter-wacking on, on the dance floor last night, after a couple of shots of Patron.

by azupsman March 6, 2010

Futter

The sound your fat makes when you run fast or the wind blows. When the fat flaps and rolls on one’s body move independently from the body. Usually in rapid circular movements.

Alternate: To feel the fat on your body expanding so much that it feels like a tub of butter

I heard my fat futter in the wind as I was running toward the hot dog truck.

by KeiraC June 20, 2008