Fuder

verb in Portuguese for having sex, to fuck.
Foder is the infinitive form, you can find in the past, FUDEU, or in the future vai foder.

Bota pra foder! - Fuck it!
Quer me fuder?? - You wanna fuck me?

by talebr November 24, 2011

Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

by The012 October 1, 2010

Funeral

All dressed in black or mostly in black, from head to toe. Not because of an actual funeral but because you just love the color that much.

Maaan, my style is straight funeral!

by qytSTRM January 14, 2011

FUBER

When you meet someone at a bar, fuck them, and then they drive you home after. They are a Fuber

Fuck/Uber = Fuber

"Bro, I scored the hottest Fuber at the bar last night"

"You ready to leave yet?" "No, you can go without me, I'm looking for a Fuber"

by FenderMan March 30, 2019

funeral for a friend

One of the best fucking bands to come out of the welsh music underground ever. joined kick ass tour with iron maiden and their latest album, casually dressed and deep in conversation was the best 50 mins in my life

Funeral For A Friend are kick ass, and all you metallers who think they suck are absolute bastards who wouldnt know good music if it went around biting people on the nose

by Ravenlord April 23, 2004

fuser

Friends who only seem to come around when they want something or want to try and get something from you. Often they disapear when your birthday, or other events come up where they might feel an obligation to give for a change. They will go long periods of time without calling but then seem to reach you the day before their birthday or when they need to borrow something.

______ is such a fuser. I haven't heard from her in months then she text me like everything is cool asking if I'll come buy her drinks for her birthday.

by cue4u September 13, 2011

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012