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Funky Pussy

Foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. Putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the vagina in question. Extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. Noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(IE) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:dildos,vibrators, Ba Wa Balls etc.
(ex)Brian ended his relationship with Mildred because she had an unacceptably funky pussy

(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.
by Pcisbs December 19, 2008
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Funky Monker

Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.
Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"

Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"

Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"

Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"
by 2crazy2tell April 17, 2009
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funky awesome house

A gathering of people with a mutual love for food, movies, and random song playing. This gathering includes a small group of close friends being funky, and awesome, in a funky awesome house.
"Dude, it's stirfry night at the funky awesome house! We got to go get our funk on!"
by Lalee89 March 14, 2009
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FunkyBootyCheeseSandwich

A person who is straight up nasty in every way.
Dang!! Did you see JaBreezy, he lookin like a FunkyBootyCheeseSandwich
by Lavaburst April 21, 2009
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funkytron

a grilled cheese flipping, disco robot that can teleport and control the universe using psychedelic dance moves and funky style
Last night I was dancing like some kind of funkytron.
by spektor bekter August 23, 2011
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Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.
“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”
by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018
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FunkyTown

Usually when people say this they refer to the funkytown gore video. People usually show this video to someone to see their reaction.
For example,
"Ey the bitch got funkytown'd." "Yeah he did he never gonna see with his eyes the same again."
by hwaterh June 18, 2021
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