Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

funcusing

cute word for confusing.

the question on the paper was so funcusing!!!!

by serpentonic January 8, 2006

Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018

Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

by Frank Grand April 16, 2020

Function Adams

Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.

Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.

Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.

by Function Adams Manager June 14, 2020