fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.

Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

by fuck the state October 30, 2007

herpes fuck

When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.

"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Viva la pluto fuck you

A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto

A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"

by Yourlocalcorpse March 20, 2020

Fuck Buddha

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer

Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

Finger Butt Fuck

When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.

Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!

by SlopNChop August 18, 2016

Fuck me in the ass day

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6

Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

by gh0st_bxnny25 October 18, 2019

fuck joe biden

fuck joe biden AKA a candidate that smells little kids, doesn't know how to speak, cheated the election, supports to defund the police, wants to take away our 2nd amendment, increase our taxes, China supporter, and will increase our gas prices and opposes fracking. He's also equipped with the worst vice president that is a Karen, a liar, and pressure kids to have 3 more hours of school.

"Man fuck joe biden, since cops paychecks got cut off, a lot of cops quit and found a better career. Now I'm on the waiting list with the emergency services since my house got burglarized and I can't defend myself since joe biden took my weapons away."

"How did joe biden won? I seen all of trump's rallies that are super huge and hyped up. While no one went to joe biden rallies. I also seen so many Trump apparels in the public than joe biden apparel. Very interesting how joe biden won..."

"Mom I don't wanna go back to school! I wish we had 7 hours of school like before! 10 hours is way too long!"

"Man I regret voting for joe biden, my car use to be $20 to fill up gas, now its $60!"

by joebiden18002738255 December 1, 2020