spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.

Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

fence sitting

Fence sitting, sitting on the fence, sitting on a fence, are all terms for someone who refuses to make a decision. Usually it describes someone who will not take a stand on two very defined and clearly opposing options/opinions. This can be both good and bad.

Clair was angry that Mandy occasionally used drugs; Mandy thought drug use should be legal. Angela was neither for nor against it, and sat on the fence about it, instead trying to calm her friends down.

The politician, when questioned on abortion, sat on the fence, never giving a clear opinion; he was afraid of losing support from the right or the left.

by JZ June 15, 2004

Fence post

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Sit on the fence

To decide to avoid making a decision one way or another.

Girl 1: You coming to the movie with us?
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.

by ZMan June 24, 2010

function call

A phone call lasting about 10 seconds on usual and characterized by brief content, consisting of 3 essential parts:
1. Question
2. Answer
3. Hangup
A greeting and a farewell may or may not be included, depending on the situation as well as the callee.

The most important feature of a function call is the absolute lack of smalltalk. Omitting the usual "so what's up" part makes the conversation brief, effective and usually both less time- and cash-consuming compared to texting.
On the other hand, this fact may render function calling incompatible with most women due to their natural chitchat and gossip requirements.

The name is derived from the programming jargon due to the similarities to calling a function in a programming language, which usually includes specifying parameters and obtaining some kind of return value, close to immediately.

"Who was it?"
"Nothing important, just a function call from my buddy. He forgot my email address."

by Kosashi January 31, 2009

Funchable

A person that is hot enough that you would like to fuck them and in the same time annoying enough that you would like to punch them in the face.

- This greg is really fit! but I hate his annoying laugh! he is so funchable!

- Man how hot is Julie?! Too bad she won't shut up about her new shoes! she is just funchable as hell!

by beri sax December 19, 2022

Fresh off the Fence

Being recently released from prison.

Man, you are not ready to settled down because you are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 November 30, 2015