Fump

To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.

"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"

by c00pala May 31, 2018

fumking

Autocorrect changes fucking to fumking on my best friends phone so we figured it needed a definition. We thought of fumbling so decided it should mean sloppy drunk sex. Like you’re fumbling around trying to hook up. Fumking!

After the bar last night we were so hammered we were fumking around for like an hour.

by Likethebeach October 20, 2019

frumpkin

males oral pleasure while taking a shit!

your dad loves giving frumpkins!

by potnija00 March 4, 2003

Fump

When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.

guy 1: "Man that was loud!"

guy 2:"Yea, I fumped like a motha' fucka'!"

by RandomRiceCake March 30, 2011

flumpkin

the female version of the blumpkin

"I was giving this chick a flumpkin and she shit all over my eye."

by slaytrain69 November 2, 2008

fumpled

getting fucked or owned or rape or destroyed

guy 1:damn this guy is good and killin me
guy 2:You GOT FUMPLED NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by titeass September 11, 2007

Fump

FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>

1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.

(fumpish, fumpy)

He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.

by Jedi Pimp January 22, 2004