Mainstream Fucktion

mainstream fiction which lacks craft, character development, and often deals with trite topics such as vampire romance involving feeble and helpless female characters waiting for rescue.

Hey Ted, let's check out the Mainstream Fucktion section to see if we can find any new vampire books.

by Jada Danger Hemingway February 19, 2010

mind fuckation

mind fucking someone soo hard its rediculous

"thats some crazy mind fuckation, bro"

by marisa and ally September 19, 2012

mental damn fuckation

severe emotional ar mental distress

blomer causes damn mental fuckation

by not racist April 22, 2003

fuction

Like fiction, however proper diction indicates a more widespread chaotic pattern of unreal events.

Billy Jo was spotted making out with her cousin. And to top it off, they were on the steps of the newly built church down on Main Street. Stranger than fuction, I say!

by Doug Hill July 31, 2007

Fucktion

To have a mind full of fuck.

mish: you're brain can't even fucktion right now

by Kinnipop January 22, 2011

flucation

noun. The closest thing to a vacation or a day off is staying home from work with the flu or staying home to nurse sick children back to health. The state of being home sick is preferable to being at work.

"I used all my personal days off on flucation. I may have had three kids at home in bed with fevers, but at least I didn't have to be at work."

by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009

fuction

When a person or group performs a function and royally F!@#$ it up!

Etymology: UD for dumbsh!t move.

(Insert your department here) is performing quite the fuction with their new process.

by caribgirl October 3, 2008