fshart

When attempting to shart, one merely farts.

Gene: Watch this, I'll let out a huge shart!

Jim: Ah, weak dude...that was merely a fart.

Gene: Yeah man, I hate it when I fshart.

by Fsharter February 20, 2009

Fatard

Being obese and mentally challenged.

Although he tried for hours, the fatard didnt realize his pants were too small and did not fit him, as he is a size 64 and the pants he was trying on were size 36.

by Tao Cerebro April 9, 2011

Fastard

Shortening of \"Fat Bastard\"

I was enjoying the movie until some fastard came and sat in front of me.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005

FEtard

Any person who plays the Fire Emblem video game series, a series often abbreviated as "FE." FEtards are egregiously stupid fanboys that think any SRPG without the trademark "Fire Emblem" is instantly a rip-off and not worth even looking at.

"I call FE5 normal hard since a) it is and b) so I can call Elite mode "easy" because people get confused when you tell them elite mode is for wimps." - Random FEtard ramblings.

by Strawberry Nessiah September 8, 2008

Fatar

Pronunciation: fah-TAHRR (yes, with rolling RRs)

Originated from the Spanish word FATAL (see below), used in Andalucia to describe something, someone, or a situation as royally screwed up; a HOT MESS, if you will.

Origin: Fatal, pronounced fah-TAHL

Situation:

You and a friend are walking down the street, when you come across a hot mess crack whore, and she looks at you up and down as if to cruise you. You look at your friend while continuing on your way, and you exclaim, "Fatar, tio..."

by Robrandt July 13, 2006

fstab

To amuse someone who wants to be threatened, the F is silent

I'll fstab you in your face

by Anon Is my name November 10, 2014

fetard

An insult that is a combination of "fat" and "retard". This is extremely offensive use with caution.

1st person: "That kid was so annoying to me I just couldn't stand it"

2nd person: "So what did you do?"

1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"

by space_ranger March 6, 2018