Fetarded

Someone who is fucking retarded. Simply calling them a tard or a moron is not sufficient.

You thought you could smuggle drugs across the border in your shoe? You're fetarded.

by EDLP February 26, 2009

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2009

funtarded

A person who is mentally retarded and tends to make jokes that demonstrate their retardation.

Funtarded person: What if you gave birth to poop?
Normal person: You're retarded.
Funtarded person: I'm funtarded.
Normal person: ....no.

Funtarded person: You know who's cute?
Normal person: Who.
Funtarded person: Justin Bieber!
Normal person: ...
Funtarded person: I wanna pee on his face.

by funtardation April 21, 2010

Fagtarded

Being of the LGBTQ community but knowing little to nothing about it or how to handle being exposed to multiple or different people of the community

Hey I’m sorry I offended you I’m just a little fagtarded .

by Redliw Skye May 22, 2018

Fetarded

a person as dumb as a fetus.

bro 1 : "man that guy is so stupid!"
bro 2 : "yeah bro he's totally fetarded!"

*gay sex*

by Harpic May 1, 2021

FayTarded

When a person is so high gone, they act retardedly stupid.

He is so gone, he is FayTarded.

by S7venFayO June 28, 2021