crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

Fan-Freaking-Tastic

A word used in sarcasm when one says something you really don't care about. (See Fan-Friggin-Tastic)

Person A - I got an A on my math test!
Person B - Fan-freaking-Tastic.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005

pretty freekin scary

Book series written by Chris P. Flesh. Real name of author unknown, unless this is his real name, and his parents were really wierd. The book is about a dead kid named Freekin, birthname Franklin. He died while living at the dorms of his school, Snickering Willows. He came back to life because he missed his worldly possessions. People act as though he is fine, though freekin thinks that they must find it hard, considering he can remove his limbs at will, and they fall off. He is in love with a girl, Lilly, and he gives her his heart... Literally.The series also stars Pretty, a monster from the afterlife that followed Freekin to the surface. She has a face only a mother could love, and Kind of thinks of Freekin as a brother. She can remove her eyeballs, which she hasseven of, and leave them all over the place. Another main character is Scary (yes, all of their names are in the title), who is a phantom, with lightning speed. He didn't fit in with the other phantoms, as he is easily scared, even of himself. He can morph into anything, and can go through walls.He doesn't speak, though all of Freekin's friends think he is cool. It had merchandise being sold at Wal*Mart, though I am not sure if it is now.

Have you ever heard of Pretty Freekin Scary?
No... What is it?
Smack.

by CrimsonKnight93 November 23, 2007

freakin

To replace the word "fucking" when you are saying/writing it for a large audience, esp. in a business setting.

This freakin project is driving me crazy!

by Ricc April 17, 2006

frickin awesome

Variation of freaking awesome referring to something that is awesome

Catie is frickin awesome no doubt about it

by mattyeahohyeah April 20, 2006

hi-frickin-larious

adj - sarcastic remark usually made after a bad joke, someone trying to be funny, or a story that was supposed to be funny, but failed miserably

Dad tells bad joke
Son: Hi-frickin-larious.

by nitenel October 23, 2010

Freakin' Eh

Exclamation. An emphatic interjection expressing the speaker's discontent, frustration, or surprise concerning some circumstance, thing, person, etc.

Freakin' Eh! I was over-charged for little Z's diapers at the store.

by WilsLaw21 August 21, 2011