balls ass freezing

adj: to be extremely cold.

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!

by Emac2040 November 26, 2007

butt ass freezing

When you're butt ass freezing

Man, it's butt ass freezing i got frostbitten doodoo crumbs

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

Freezing Beans

The cooler, colder definition of the term "cool beans".

Joe-Bob: Hey when's that party on Saturday?
Pauly: 9p.m

Joe-Bob: Freezing Beans!

by Wuajn Aizek September 14, 2011

febreezing

v. after sex to mask the odor of sweat and vagina you break wind.

i was febreezing that shit because it smelled like two mice fucking in a wool sock

by Joe987639475 November 2, 2011

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

freezing

Any temperature where I have to wear close-toed shoes.

"I can't wear flip-flops in the snow? Wow, that's freezing!"

by AshleyTrouble May 21, 2012